Funniest cat sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."
3. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just plotting your demise."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a cat."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not needy, I just require constant attention."
7. "I'm not spoiled, I just have high standards."
8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
9. "I'm not a cat, I'm a master of relaxation."
10. "I'm not aloof, I'm just selective with my affections."
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