1. "Wrap it before you tap it."
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy."
3. "No glove, no love."
4. "Cover your stump before you hump."
5. "Don't make a mistake, cover your snake."
6. "Keep it safe, wrap your willy."
7. "If you're not sure, cover your lure."
8. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool."
9. "Don't be a dummy, cover your willy."
10. "Protect your erection, use protection."
Above is Funniest condom sayings.
1. Free Palestine!2. End the occupation!3. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!4. Stop the violence, end the injustice!5. Occupation is a crime, Palestine will shine!6. We will not be silenced, our voices will be heard!7. Justice for Palestine, freedom for all!8. Solidar
1. La vie est belle (Life is beautiful)2. Petit à petit, l'oiseau fait son nid (Little by little, the bird builds its nest)3. L'amour fait les plus grandes douceurs et les plus sensibles infortunes de la vie (Love brings the greatest joys and the most sensitive misfortunes of life)4. Tout vie
1. Home is where Mom is.2. Dad, a son's first hero and a daughter's first love.3. Parents are the ultimate role models for children.4. A mother's love is unconditional and everlasting.5. Dad, you're my rock and my guiding light.6. Parents are the anchors that hold us steady in the stormy
1. On Sundays, we wear makeup and conquer the world.2. Sundays are for self-care and slaying with makeup.3. A little makeup on a Sunday can work wonders for the soul.4. Sunday vibes: makeup on, confidence up.5. Sundays are for makeup experiments and feeling fabulous.6. Makeup is my Sunday
1. Everything's bigger in Texas, especially in Dallas.2. Dallas, where the stars shine bright both in the sky and on the streets.3. In Dallas, the spirit of the Wild West meets modern sophistication.4. Dallas: where southern charm meets urban allure.5. You can take the cowboy out of Dallas,
1. Amor vincit omnia - Love conquers all2. Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori - It is sweet and fitting to die for one's country3. Amor est vitae essentia - Love is the essence of life4. Amor tussisque non celantur - Love and a cough cannot be hidden5. Amor gignit amorem - Love begets lo
1. Geminis are like butterflies, constantly transforming and adapting to new situations. 2. The Gemini mind is a labyrinth of thoughts, always exploring new ideas and perspectives. 3. Geminis are the life of the party, bringing energy and excitement wherever they go. 4. A Gemini's dual nature
1. Familia este acolo unde inima ta se simte acasă. (Family is where your heart feels at home.)2. Familia este comoara cea mai de preț. (Family is the most precious treasure.)3. Familia este un dar pe care nu-l poți cumpăra cu bani. (Family is a gift that money can't buy.)4. Familia este stân
1. Strength in silence, power in words.2. A man of few words, but deep thoughts.3. A gentleman's grace, a poet's soul.4. In the quiet of his mind, poetry thrives.5. His words cut through the noise, like a poet's blade.6. A warrior's heart, a poet's pen.7. His words carry the weight of w
1. Thank you for your hard work and dedication throughout the year. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!2. I am grateful to have such amazing coworkers like you. Thank you for all that you do. Merry Christmas!3. Your teamwork and support have made this year a success. Wishing you