Funniest country sayings
Here are some funny country sayings:
1. "He's as country as cornbread."
2. "She's so country, she thinks a hot tub is a stolen jacuzzi."
3. "He's so country, he thinks a quarter horse is a 25-cent pony."
4. "She's so country, she thinks a tuxedo is a suit you wear to court."
5. "He's so country, he thinks a 'hush puppy' is a quiet dog."
6. "She's so country, she thinks a 'fixer-upper' is a mechanic."
7. "He's so country, he thinks a 'double-wide' is a two-lane highway."
8. "She's so country, she thinks 'y'all' is a proper noun."
9. "He's so country, he thinks a 'coon dog' is a breed of cat."
10. "She's so country, she thinks 'deer stand' is where Bambi goes to get his driver's license."
Above is Funniest country sayings.
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