Funniest covid sayings

1. "I've been practicing social distancing my whole life, now it's just official."

2. "I never thought the most used item in my purse would be hand sanitizer."

3. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on mute."

4. "I never imagined that my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth."

5. "I never thought the highlight of my week would be going to the grocery store."

6. "I've reached the point where I'm considering making my own hand sanitizer... out of wine."

7. "I've been training for this my whole life - I'm a pro at staying home and doing nothing."

8. "My outfit choice for today: Pajamas, with a hint of 'I tried'."

9. "I used to cough to cover up a fart, now I fart to cover up a cough."

10. "I never thought I'd be jealous of my dog's life - sleeping all day and going for walks."

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