Funniest graduation sayings

1. "I'm not sure what's next, but at least I graduated!"

2. "I survived high school, now onto adulting... help!"

3. "I can't believe I'm graduating, I still don't know how to do taxes."

4. "I graduated with honors in procrastination."

5. "I may have graduated, but I still don't know how to parallel park."

6. "I'm officially a graduate, but I still can't fold a fitted sheet."

7. "I graduated, now where's my adulting instruction manual?"

8. "I may have a diploma, but I still can't cook a decent meal."

9. "I graduated, now I just need a job that pays in snacks."

10. "I survived high school, now onto the real world... send help!"

Above is Funniest graduation sayings.

Poems and sayings about witches

1. Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble. - William Shakespeare2. She had a face like a witch, a heart like a demon, and a soul as black as night. - Unknown3. Witches don't burn, we rise from the ashes. - Unknown4. Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that,

Famous wild west sayings

1. Draw, partner.2. This town ain't big enough for the both of us.3. I reckon it's high noon.4. Stick 'em up!5. Ride 'em cowboy!6. Shoot first, ask questions later.7. Don't squat with your spurs on.8. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.9. I'm as jumpy as a cat on a hot tin roof.

Inspirational anniversary sayings

1. Love is not about how many years you have been together, but how much you have grown together. 2. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 3. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. 4. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting tw

Vacation hat sayings

1. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.2. Sun, sand, and a drink in my hand.3. Hats off to vacation time!4. Paradise found, hat on.5. Vacay mode: on, hat game: strong.6. Sunny days and floppy hats.7. Hats off to relaxation.8. Beach vibes and wide-brimmed hats.9. Hat's the way to do vaca

Beautiful angel sayings for moms tombstone

1. Forever in our hearts, an angel watching over us.2. In loving memory of a mother, now an angel in heaven.3. An angel in heaven, forever guiding and protecting us.4. Gone but never forgotten, now an angel among the stars.5. A mother's love is eternal, now watching over us from above.6.

Appalachian trail sayings

1. Hike your own hike.2. The trail provides.3. Embrace the suck.4. Walk softly and carry a big stick.5. Mountains are calling and I must go.6. Trail magic is real.7. The journey is the destination.8. Keep calm and hike on.9. Adventure awaits around every bend.10. Leave no trace, o

1970's sayings

1. Far out, man!2. Groovy, baby!3. Keep on truckin'.4. Right on!5. Don't be a square.6. Peace, love, and happiness.7. Can you dig it?8. That's the name of the game.9. Let it all hang out.10. Cool beans.

Jmay sayings

Sure! Here are a few sayings that I hope you find inspiring:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can

Cousins sayings

1. Cousins are those childhood playmates who grow up to be forever friends.2. Cousins by blood, friends by choice.3. Cousins are like stars, you may not always see them but you know they're always there.4. Cousins are connected heart to heart, distance and time can't break them apart.5. Cou

Sayings for lovers

1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars. - E.E. Cummings3. In your arms, I have found my home. - Unknown4. Love is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry5. I h