Funniest marriage sayings

1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

2. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."

3. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."

4. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

5. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

6. "Marriage is a bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them."

7. "Marriage is like a game of chess. The queen should always protect her king."

8. "Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one."

9. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."

10. "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up."

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