Funniest sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just concentrated awesome."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
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1. Santa saw your Instagram, you're getting coal this year.2. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.3. All I want for Christmas is you... to stop talking.4. Dear Santa, define 'nice.'5. The elf on the shelf is watching, so be good... or at least
1. Sensitive souls are the most beautiful.2. Embrace your emotions, they are your greatest strength.3. Home is not a place, it's a feeling.4. Nurturing others is a gift, but remember to nurture yourself too.5. Trust your intuition, it will never lead you astray.6. Love deeply, for your he
1. Mcheza kwao huenda ngoma. (The dancer goes to where the drum is.)2. Mcheka kilema hulia kilema. (The one who laughs at the disabled will also cry when they become disabled.)3. Kufa kwa mganga ni kwa mgonjwa. (The death of a witch doctor is for the patient.)4. Kisiki haiendi mbali na mwanae
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1. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson2. Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton3. Revolution is not a dinner party, nor an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery; it ca
1. Hello world, meet our little bundle of joy!2. Introducing the newest member of our family, our precious baby.3. Say hello to the sweetest addition to our lives.4. Welcoming our little miracle into the world.5. Meet the tiny heartbeat that has stolen our hearts.6. Introducing the newest
1. We are the fallen angels, we are the in between, cast down as sons of war. - Black Veil Brides2. We are the wild ones, they all look the same. Our time is here, I am the chosen, I am the guardian, the guardian. - Black Veil Brides3. We scream, we shout, we are the fallen angels. - Black Vei
1. Game over, man!2. Insert coin to continue.3. High score!4. Ready Player One!5. Level up!6. Game on!7. Do a barrel roll!8. All your base are belong to us.9. It's dangerous to go alone, take this!10. The princess is in another castle.
1. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.2. Listen to your body, it knows best.3. Health is wealth.4. The body heals itself, given the right conditions.5. A healthy outside starts from the inside.6. Medicine is not only a science; it is also an art.7. The greatest wealth is he