Funniest sayings from step brothers
1. "I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I am a karate master."
3. "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
4. "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
5. "I'm burying you in the fucking rose garden!"
6. "I'm going to put my nutsack on your drum set!"
7. "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
8. "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
9. "I'm going to put my nutsack on your drum set!"
10. "I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
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