Funniest southern sayings
1. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
2. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
3. "She's so country, she thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack."
4. "He's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
5. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
6. "She's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
7. "He's as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
8. "She's so sweet, she could give a bee a sugar rush."
9. "He's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
10. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."
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