1. "I told you I was sick."
2. "I'll be back."
3. "Well, this sucks."
4. "I always knew this day would come, but not this soon."
5. "Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go."
6. "I'm just resting my eyes."
7. "I finally found a place to lay down and rest in peace."
8. "I told you I was feeling grave."
9. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."
10. "I guess this is the ultimate 'no trespassing' sign."
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