1. "It's like trying to get blood out of a stone."
2. "He's got more front than Blackpool."
3. "Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"
4. "It's as rare as hen's teeth."
5. "He's all fur coat and no knickers."
6. "It's like talking to a brick wall."
7. "He's got a face like a slapped arse."
8. "She's as daft as a brush."
9. "He's as tight as a duck's arse."
10. "He's got a gob on him like a cat's arse."
Above is Funniest yorkshire sayings.
1. You are the first and last thing on my mind each and every day.2. My love for you is a journey starting at forever and ending at never.3. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.4. I never knew what love was until I met you.5. You are the missing piece to my puzzle of life.6. I love you mo
1. Eat my dust2. Braap life3. Dirt is my makeup4. Ride dirty5. Mud, sweat, and gears6. Dirt bike therapy7. Braap till you drop8. Born to ride, forced to work9. Dirt don't hurt10. Live to ride, ride to live
1. You can't have your cake and eat it too.2. What goes around comes around.3. You can't unring a bell.4. You reap what you sow.5. You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.6. You can't have it both ways.7. You can't have the best of both worlds.8. You can't have your fin
1. You make my heart skip a beat.2. You're the missing piece to my puzzle.3. You're the sunshine on a cloudy day.4. I think about you more than I should.5. You're the reason I smile for no reason.6. I have a crush on your mind, heart, and soul.7. You're the sweetest thought in my mind.
1. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams2. Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy3. No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland4. Spring adds new life and new beauty to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson5. Spring is when life's
1. The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow. 2. Pain is temporary, but quitting lasts forever. 3. The greater your capacity to feel pain, the greater your capacity to feel joy. 4. Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. 5. Sometimes the pain we feel is the price we
1. Every action has consequences, and the consequences of our actions are always far-reaching. - Dalai Lama2. In the end, we are the sum total of our actions, and the consequences of those actions will ultimately determine our fate. - Unknown3. The consequences of our actions are always so comp
1. If you only knew the power of your thoughts, you would never think a negative thought again.2. If you only knew the impact of your words, you would choose them more carefully.3. If you only knew the strength within you, you would never doubt yourself again.4. If you only knew the beauty of
1. Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye. (What's meant to happen will happen)2. Lang may yer lum reek. (May you live long and stay well)3. We're a' Jock Tamson's bairns. (We're all equal)4. Dinnae teach yer Granny tae suck eggs. (Don't try to teach someone something they already know)5. Guid gear c
1. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you!2. Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say!3. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!4. You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value!5. Age is just a number, but maturity is