Funny 12 step sayings
1. "Keep it simple, unless it's your explanation of why you relapsed."
2. "One day at a time, unless it's the day you forget to go to a meeting."
3. "Let go and let God, but also remember to take responsibility for your actions."
4. "Easy does it, unless you're talking about your cravings."
5. "Progress, not perfection, unless you're trying to convince your sponsor you're doing great."
6. "Turn it over, unless it's your car keys after a night out."
7. "Keep coming back, because we're all a little crazy here."
8. "First things first, like admitting you have a problem before trying to fix it."
9. "Just for today, unless you're counting the days until your next drink."
10. "H.A.L.T. - Hungry, Angry, Lonely, Tired... or just in need of a drink?"
11. "Principles before personalities, unless your sponsor is being a real pain."
12. "Fake it 'til you make it, because sometimes pretending to be okay is the best we can do."
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