1. "Please remove your shoes, unless you're a ninja."
2. "Welcome, we hope you brought pizza."
3. "Ring the doorbell and let the dog announce you."
4. "Caution: Grumpy old man inside."
5. "Come back with a warrant."
6. "Knock softly, we're not wearing pants."
7. "Beware of attack cat."
8. "If you're Amazon, leave the package and run."
9. "Welcome, we're probably home."
10. "Shhh... the neighbors are listening."
Above is Funny front door mat sayings.
1. Losing a best friend is like losing a part of yourself that you can never get back.2. The hardest part of losing a best friend is not having someone to share your deepest thoughts and secrets with.3. When you lose your best friend, it feels like a piece of your heart has been ripped out.4.
Here are some powerful quotes and sayings from African American leaders, writers, and activists:1. I am not tragically colored. There is no great sorrow dammed up in my soul, nor lurking behind my eyes. I do not mind at all. - Zora Neale Hurston2. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywh
1. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.2. Dogs leave paw prints on your heart.3. Life is better with a dog.4. All you need is love and a dog.5. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.6. Home is where the dog is.7. The more peopl
1. Wishing you a joyful holiday season filled with peace, prosperity, and success. Happy holidays!2. May the magic of the holiday season bring you and your business abundance and happiness. Season's greetings!3. As the year comes to a close, we want to express our gratitude for your continued s
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.4. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.5. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.6. I'm not weird, I'm a limi
That's a great idea! Here are a few funny sayings you could consider putting on the bottom of socks:1. If you can read this, bring me chocolate.2. This foot is off duty.3. I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient.4. This foot is the real MVP.5. If you can read this, I'm probably kicking back.6.
1. Tambai kumusha, kwedu kune nzira. (Keep going home, there is a way in our village.)2. Kurauka kwemakumbo hakusikwa. (The breaking of bones is not heard.)3. Mukadzi haasi kudya mukaka nekumhanya. (A woman does not eat porridge quickly.)4. Moyo muti unomera pamutemo. (The heart of a tree re
1. AIDS is not a death sentence, it's a life sentence to love, care, and support those affected. 2. HIV is a virus, not a moral judgment. 3. Spread awareness, not the virus. 4. Together, we can end the stigma and discrimination surrounding AIDS. 5. Knowledge is power, get tested and know yo
1. I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a bag enthusiast.2. I have a bag for every occasion, even the ones I didn't know existed.3. My bags have more personality than some people I know.4. I may not have my life together, but at least my bags are organized.5. I believe in love at first sight... with
1. 兵は神の使い (Hei wa kami no tsukai) - Soldiers are messengers of the gods.2. 兵は百戦を知らず (Hei wa hyakusen o shirazu) - Soldiers do not know a hundred battles.3. 戦争は人間の最も悲しい行為である (Sensō wa ningen no mottomo kanashii kōi de aru) - War is the saddest act of humanity.4. 戦争は容易なことではない (Sensō wa t