Funny 2015 sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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Sayings on enemies

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Running shoes quotes and sayings

1. The obsession with running is really an obsession with the potential for more and more life. - George Sheehan2. You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off your face. - Gatorade3. Run when you can, walk if you have to, crawl if you must; just never

Dog and cat sayings

1. The cat's out of the bag - meaning a secret has been revealed2. Let sleeping dogs lie - meaning it's best to leave a situation alone to avoid causing trouble3. Curiosity killed the cat - warning against being too nosy or inquisitive4. Fight like cats and dogs - describing a situation wher

Life lesson sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in yo

Best christmas card sayings for mom

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1. Love thy neighbor as thyself - Happy Valentine's Day!2. God's love is the greatest gift of all - Happy Valentine's Day!3. Love is patient, love is kind - Happy Valentine's Day!4. God's love never fails - Happy Valentine's Day!5. Spread love like Jesus did - Happy Valentine's Day!6. Lov

Church sayings bulletin boards

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Witch sayings

1. Double, double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble.2. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!3. Eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog.4. Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.5. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck

Pirate phrases and sayings

1. Shiver me timbers!2. Ahoy, matey!3. Avast ye!4. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!5. Sail ho!6. Dead men tell no tales.7. Aye aye, captain!8. Walk the plank!9. Thar she blows!10. Scurvy dog!

Signs and sayings

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