Funny 2021 sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

8. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship."

9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

10. "I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value."

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Annoyed cat sayings

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Actions speak louder than words.