Funny 21 sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
11. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
12. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
13. "I'm not a nerd, I'm just intellectually gifted."
14. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
15. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just misunderstood."
16. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm a collector of memories."
17. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a night owl in denial."
18. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist with a sense of humor."
19. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
20. "I'm not a gossip, I just have a well-informed social network."
21. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
Above is Funny 21 sayings.