Funny 420 quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a cool smoker."
2. "I'm not high maintenance, I'm high."
3. "I have a weed whacker, it's called my lungs."
4. "I'm not addicted to weed, we're just in a committed relationship."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
6. "I don't have a problem with marijuana, I have a solution."
7. "I'm not a stoner, I'm a cannabis connoisseur."
8. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring my mind."
9. "I'm not paranoid, I just think everyone is plotting against me."
10. "I'm not high, I'm just vertically challenged."
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Some annoying sayings that were popular in 2017 include:1. It is what it is.2. Low key/high key.3. Lit.4. Slay.5. I can't even.6. On fleek.7. Goals.8. Sorry not sorry.9. Bae.10. Fam.