Funny 85th birthday sayings

1. "At 85, you've earned the right to forget where you put your keys... and your glasses... and your teeth."

2. "They say age is just a number, but at 85, that number comes with a lot of extra candles on the cake!"

3. "Turning 85 is like being a fine wine - you only get better with age... and a little more expensive!"

4. "At 85, you've officially reached the age where naps are not just for babies, they're a way of life."

5. "Happy 85th birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

6. "At 85, you've seen it all, done it all, and probably forgotten most of it. Cheers to a life well-lived!"

7. "They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So at 85, you must be the wisest person in the room... when you can remember where the room is!"

8. "Happy 85th birthday! May your wrinkles be few and your memories be many... or at least the ones worth remembering!"

9. "Age is just a state of mind... but at 85, that state of mind might need a little GPS to find its way back!"

10. "85 years young and still going strong! Just remember, you're not old, you're a vintage model with a lot of mileage left in you!"

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