1. "Life is better at the lake."
2. "I'm lake obsessed."
3. "Lake hair, don't care."
4. "Just another day in paradise...at the lake."
5. "Lake life is the best life."
6. "Happiness is a day at the lake."
7. "Lake vibes only."
8. "Keep calm and lake on."
9. "Life is simple, just add water...and a lake."
10. "The lake is my happy place."
Above is Funny lake quotes and sayings.
1. Wrap it before you tap it!2. Don't be silly, protect your willy!3. No glove, no love!4. Keep it covered, keep it safe!5. Don't make a mistake, cover your snake!6. Condoms: the ultimate wingman!7. Protect your stick, before you dip!8. Don't be a fool, cover your tool!9. Safety fir
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. A penny for your thoughts.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A stitch in time saves nine.5. Bite the bullet.6. The early bird catches the worm.7. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.8. Every cloud has a silver lining.9. Kill two
1. I'm not angry, I'm just passionately frustrated.2. I may be quiet, but that doesn't mean I'm not plotting my revenge.3. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed in your lack of common sense.4. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.5. Don't mistake my silence for weakn
1. A smile is the prettiest thing you can wear. 2. Smile, it is the key that fits the lock of everybody's heart. 3. A smile is happiness you'll find right under your nose. 4. Your smile is your logo, your personality is your business card, how you leave others feeling after having an experien
Here are a few sayings attributed to Puttaparthi Sai Baba:1. Love all, serve all.2. Help ever, hurt never.3. Start the day with love, fill the day with love, end the day with love.4. The end of wisdom is freedom.5. Do not be misled by what you see around you, or be influenced by what you se
1. Just keep swimming. - Dory, Finding Nemo2. Life is always better when you're swimming. 3. Swim against the current and emerge stronger. 4. In the waves of change, we find our true direction. 5. Swim like nobody is watching. 6. The water is where I find my peace. 7. Let the rhythm of
1. I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.2. Gnomes do it in the garden.3. Gnome sweet gnome.4. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.5. Gnomes just wanna have fun.6. I'm not lost, I'm on an adventure.7. Gnomes are like mushrooms, we grow in the dark.8. I'm not a gnome, I'm a ver
1. Well, butter my biscuit!2. Happy as a pig in mud.3. Like a chicken with its head cut off.4. Sweatin' like a sinner in church.5. Busier than a cat burying poop on a marble floor.6. Madder than a wet hen.7. Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.8. Tougher than a $2 steak.9. Slic
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
1. As dirty as a dish rag left out in the rain.2. Filthy as a dish rag used to clean up after a messy meal.3. Grimy like a dish rag forgotten in the sink for days.4. Stained and soiled like a well-used dish rag.5. Mucky as a dish rag used to wipe up spilled food.6. Grubby as a dish rag th