Funny alcoholic quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a wine enthusiast."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."
3. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
4. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
5. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
6. "I'm not addicted to alcohol, I'm just in a committed relationship with it."
7. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."
8. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by life."
10. "Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
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