Funny alligator sayings
1. "I'm a croc-odile, not a croc-o-dial!"
2. "I'm not just a handbag, I'm a whole personality!"
3. "I'm so good at swimming, I could do it with my eyes closed...oh wait, I already do!"
4. "I'm not just a reptile, I'm a reptile with style!"
5. "I'm not afraid to take a bite out of life...literally!"
6. "I may have a tough exterior, but I'm a softie on the inside...for marshmallows."
7. "I'm not just a gator, I'm an alli-great!"
8. "I'm so cool, I make the swamp look hot!"
9. "I'm not just a predator, I'm a trendsetter in the bayou!"
10. "I'm not just a snappy dresser, I'm a snappy snapper too!"
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