Funny and true sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
7. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
8. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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