Funny annervusary sayings
1. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
2. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
3. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
4. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
5. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
6. "Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
7. "Love is being stupid together."
8. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
9. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
10. "Marriage is like a fine wine, it gets better with age... and it can give you a headache if you have too much!"
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