Funny anonymous quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong relationship with it."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
Above is Funny anonymous quotes and sayings.
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there.2. Dream big and dare to fail.3. Be the change you wish to see in the world.4. In a world where you can be anything, be kind.5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.6. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in eve
1. Life is like a dice game, and I'm feeling lucky.2. I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that.3. I'm a pimp, I'm a player, I'm a hustler, and I'm a gangsta.4. I'm a player, I'm a hustler, I'm a gangsta, I'm a pimp.5. I'm just a player, I ain't trying to be a rapper.6. I'm a gangsta, I'm a pimp
Sometimes the good you do goes unnoticed, but that doesn't diminish its value. Doing good is its own reward, regardless of whether others acknowledge it.Your good deeds may not always be recognized, but they still make a difference.Appreciation is not the goal of doing good; do it for the sak
Imam Ali (AS) had many sayings about friends, emphasizing the importance of choosing good and loyal friends. Here are a few of his sayings about friends:1. A friend cannot be considered a friend unless he is tested on three occasions: in time of need, behind your back, and after your death.2. You
1. It's raining cats and dogs.2. Bite the bullet.3. Hit the hay.4. Piece of cake.5. Break a leg.6. Bless your heart.7. Don't cry over spilled milk.8. Barking up the wrong tree.9. Cat got your tongue?10. Sweating like a pig.11. Cold turkey.12. Kick the bucket.13. Like a bull
Here are some French sayings that could be cute on baby onesies:1. Petit trésor (Little treasure)2. Bébé d'amour (Baby of love)3. Mon petit chou (My little cabbage - term of endearment in French)4. Je suis mignon (I am cute)5. Petit coeur (Little heart)6. Bébé à croquer (Baby to nibble o
1. One one coco full basket - Take things one step at a time, every little bit helps.2. If yuh waan good, yuh nose haffi run - Sometimes you have to endure hardship to achieve success.3. Trouble nuh set like rain - Problems don't come all at once, they come gradually.4. Every hoe have dem sti
1. Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the rain.2. Don't count the days, make the days count.3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.4. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions.5. In the end, we only regret t
1. Age is just a number, but my t-shirt size is forever.2. I'm not getting older, I'm just increasing in value.3. I'm not old, I'm a classic.4. Vintage [year of birth] model.5. I'm like fine wine, I get better with age.6. I'm not [age], I'm 18 with [number of years] of experience.7.
1. Livet er som en sykkel, for å holde balansen må du fortsette å bevege deg. (Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance you must keep moving.)2. Det er bedre å være en lykkelig person i en liten hytte enn en ulykkelig person i et stort slott. (It is better to be a happy person in a small cot