Funny answering phone sayings

1. "Hello, you've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. I'm currently avoiding all human contact, so please leave a message after the beep."

2. "You've reached the hotline for all your awkward conversations. Please leave a message and we'll get back to you as soon as we figure out what to say."

3. "Hi, you've reached [Your Name]. I'm either on the other line, avoiding your call, or just too lazy to pick up. Leave a message and take your chances."

4. "You've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. If you're calling to offer me a million dollars, please leave your name and number. If not, leave a message anyway."

5. "This is [Your Name]'s voicemail. I'm currently busy living my best life, so leave a message and I'll get back to you when I'm done being fabulous."

6. "You've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. If you're calling to tell me I've won a free cruise, congratulations! If not, leave a message and I'll call you back between naps."

7. "Hello, you've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. I'm currently in a top-secret meeting with my cat. Leave a message and we'll get back to you once we've solved world hunger."

8. "You've reached [Your Name]'s voicemail. If you're calling to invite me to a party, I'm probably already there. If not, leave a message and I'll try to make it fashionably late."

9. "Hi, you've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. I'm currently busy being a superhero and saving the world. Leave a message with your distress call and I'll swoop in to the rescue."

10. "You've reached the voicemail of [Your Name]. If you're calling to offer me a job as a professional napper, I'm already living the dream. For all other inquiries, leave a message and I'll get back to you after my next power nap."

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