Funny auto mechanic sayings
1. "I'm not a magician, I just fix cars."
2. "I'm not a therapist, but I can fix your car's issues."
3. "I don't make the cars, I just make them run."
4. "I'm not a mind reader, so please describe the strange noise your car is making."
5. "I'm not a superhero, but I can save your car from breaking down."
6. "I'm not a fortune teller, but I can predict when your car needs maintenance."
7. "I'm not a miracle worker, but I can work wonders on your car."
8. "I'm not a comedian, but I can make your car troubles a little less stressful."
9. "I'm not a chef, but I can cook up some solutions for your car problems."
10. "I'm not a doctor, but I can diagnose your car's symptoms."
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