1. "Guac 'n' roll!"
2. "Avo great day!"
3. "Don't be pit-ty, just guac it!"
4. "You're the guac to my chip."
5. "Holy guacamole!"
6. "I'm avo-control!"
7. "Guac happens."
8. "Avo-cuddle with me."
9. "Let's avo-cuddle and watch Netflix."
10. "I'm all about that avo-life."
Above is Funny avocado sayings.
1. The purpose of our lives is to be happy. - Dalai Lama2. The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. - William Saroyan3. The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Hele
1. Adapt and overcome.2. Leave no man behind.3. Embrace the suck.4. Semper Fi (short for Semper Fidelis, Latin for Always Faithful, the motto of the United States Marine Corps)5. Hooah (commonly used in the U.S. Army to show enthusiasm or agreement)6. Death before dishonor.7. Victory
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people.6. I'm not a control freak,
1. Water is the driving force of all nature. - Leonardo da Vinci2. Water is life, and clean water means health. - Audrey Hepburn3. The best medicine in the world is a glass of water. - Slovakian Proverb4. Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau5. You're not sick, you'r
1. He or She, What Will It Be?2. Pink or Blue, We Can't Wait to Meet You!3. Team Pink or Team Blue, Which Side Are You?4. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, How We Wonder What You Are!5. Ready to Pop, Let's Find Out if It's a He or She!6. Boy or Girl, Our World is About to Change!7. Sugar,
1. May your deeds exceed your days.2. The highest form of wisdom is kindness.3. When you pray, move your feet.4. A little bit of light dispels a lot of darkness.5. Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world's grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now.6. The world stands
1. Army fights for the nation, Navy sails for the nation.2. Army marches on land, Navy sails on sea.3. Army defends the homeland, Navy protects the waters.4. Army's strength is on the ground, Navy's power is on the waves.5. Army stands firm, Navy sails steady.6. Army's boots on the ground
1. You're a sweet treat in my life! - Pair with a box of assorted chocolates or candies.2. Life is sweet with you around! - Attach to a jar of candy or a candy bouquet.3. You're the sweetest thing since candy! - Give a gift basket filled with a variety of candies.4. You're as sweet as candy c
1. Sip happens2. Coffee is my love language3. But first, coffee4. Life begins after coffee5. Rise and grind6. Espresso yourself7. Coffee and contemplation8. Coffee is always a good idea9. Good days start with coffee10. Coffee is my spirit animal
1. Another year older, another reason to celebrate!2. Aging like fine wine, getting better with time.3. Here's to another year of wisdom, laughter, and love.4. Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.5. Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you.6. Ma