Funny axe sayings

1. "I'm a cut above the rest."

2. "I'm axing you nicely to move out of my way."

3. "I'm not a lumberjack, but I sure know how to handle an axe."

4. "I'm not afraid to axe for directions."

5. "I'm sharp as an axe and twice as dangerous."

6. "I'm not two-faced, but I do have two edges."

7. "I'm not just a tool, I'm a weapon of mass construction."

8. "I'm not just chopping wood, I'm making kindling out of my problems."

9. "I'm not just a pretty face, I'm a sharp one too."

10. "I'm not just a chip off the old block, I'm the whole tree."

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