Funny bad sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

7. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards that no one can meet."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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Sayings that can be taken literally

1. Break a leg.2. Bite the bullet.3. Jump for joy.4. Hit the nail on the head.5. Kick the bucket.6. Let the cat out of the bag.7. Put your best foot forward.8. Take a rain check.9. Spill the beans.10. Burn the midnight oil.

Cute sayings for teachers candy

1. You're a sweet teacher, just like this candy!2. Thanks for being the 'sweetest' teacher around!3. You're the 'cherry on top' of our school year!4. You make learning as fun as eating candy!5. You're a 'smartie' for being such a great teacher!6. Thanks for 'minting' our minds with knowle

Retirement quotes sayings

1. Retirement is not the end of the road, it is the beginning of the open highway. - Unknown2. Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living. - Unknown3. Retirement is the time when you never have to set your alarm clock again. - Unknown4. Retirement is the opportunit

Sayings about snow days

1. Every snowflake is a kiss from heaven. 2. Snow days are nature's way of telling us to slow down and enjoy the beauty around us. 3. In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer. - Albert Camus 4. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. 5. Snow days are like a paus

Assumtion quotes and sayings

1. Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler2. Assumptions are the mother of all mistakes. - Eugene Lewis Fordsworthe3. Don't make assumptions. Find the courage to ask questions and to express what you really want. - Don Miguel Ruiz4. Assumptions are the windows on the wo

Inspirational sayings after someone dies

1. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day. Unseen, unheard, but always near, still loved, still missed, and very dear.2. Grief is the price we pay for love.3. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in memory help comfort you tomorrow.4. Wh

Country music concert sayings

1. Country music is like therapy for the soul.2. Boots, beer, and good country music - the perfect combination.3. In country music, we find stories that resonate with our own lives.4. Country music concerts are where memories are made and friendships are forged.5. There's nothing quite like

Suicide support sayings

1. You are not alone. There are people who care about you and want to help.2. You are stronger than you think. You have the power to overcome this.3. There is always hope, even in the darkest moments.4. You are worthy of love and support, no matter what you are going through.5. You have a p

Good sayings for gravestones

1. Forever in our hearts2. Gone but never forgotten3. In loving memory4. Rest in peace5. Always in our thoughts6. Forever missed, never forgotten7. In loving memory of a life well lived8. Cherished memories live on9. Resting in eternal peace10. Gone from our sight, but never from

Navarro cheer sayings

Here are some Navarro cheer sayings that are commonly used by the Navarro College cheerleading team:1. Blood, sweat, and cheer!2. Navarro, strong and proud!3. Fear the bow, respect the cheer!4. We are Navarro, hear us cheer!5. One team, one dream, Navarro extreme!6. Blue and white, we che