Funny sayings about m
1. "Mondays are the M&M's of the week - you never know what you're gonna get!"
2. "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a lot of M&Ms, which is pretty close."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode - like the letter M."
4. "Mistakes are proof that you're trying - just like the letter M is proof that you're halfway through the alphabet."
5. "Marriage is like a deck of cards - you start with a heart and a diamond, but end up with a club and a spade."
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1. Good day? More like a great day!2. Today is so good, it's practically smiling at me.3. Having a good day is just my natural talent.4. If today was a flavor, it would be 'delightful'.5. Good day? More like a day made of rainbows and unicorns.6. I'm so good at having good days, it should
1. You're the bee's knees, Valentine!2. I'm not lion when I say I love you!3. I'm not kitten around, you're purrfect!4. You're otterly amazing, Valentine!5. I'm not horsing around, I love you!6. You're the foxiest Valentine around!7. I'm not monkeying around, I'm bananas for you!8. Yo
1. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.2. Don't count the days, make the days count.3. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.4. Happiness is a choice, not a result.5. Life is too short to worry about what others think.6. Do more things that make you forget to check your
1. I kiss better than I cook.2. I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.3. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry.4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.5. I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen.6. I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.7. I
1. Light up the darkness.2. Let your light shine.3. In the light, we find truth.4. A light in the darkness.5. Lighten up, it's just a bad day, not a bad life.6. The light at the end of the tunnel.7. Light dispels darkness.8. Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will
1. Slow down and enjoy your birthday!2. Wishing you a laid-back and relaxing birthday.3. May your birthday be as chill as a sloth hanging from a tree.4. Hope your birthday is filled with lots of naps and snacks.5. Sending you sloth hugs and birthday wishes.6. Take it easy and celebrate yo
1. Happily ever after2. Love is patient, love is kind3. To have and to hold4. Two hearts, one love5. Forever and always6. I do7. Love is in the air8. Til death do us part9. Together forever10. From this day forward
1. The shitter was full! - Cousin Eddie2. Merry Christmas, the shitter was full! - Cousin Eddie3. Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? - Margo4. I don't know, Margo! - Todd5. Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where's the Tylenol? - Clark Griswold6. It's a one year membership in the Jelly of the Month Cl
1. Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu2. In the silence of the heart, God speaks. - Mother Teresa3. Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius4. The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear. - Rumi5. Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis B
1. Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. - Norman Vincent Peale2. Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas. - Calvin Coo