Funny bday sayings for cards
1. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
2. "Age is just a number, but cake is a delicious reality. Enjoy both on your birthday!"
3. "Another year older, but who's counting? Oh right, we are. Happy birthday!"
4. "You're not old, you're just retro-cool. Happy birthday, vintage friend!"
5. "They say age is just a state of mind. So, what state are you in today? Happy birthday!"
6. "Don't worry about getting older, you're like a fine cheese - getting better with age!"
7. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine of life's golf course. Happy birthday!"
8. "A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all the wisdom you've gained. Happy birthday, wise one!"
9. "You're not old, you're just well-seasoned. Like a good steak. Happy birthday!"
10. "You're not aging, you're just upgrading to a newer model. Happy birthday!"
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