Funny bedtime quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not asleep... but that doesn't mean I'm awake."
2. "I have a date with my bed. We're totally going to sleep together."
3. "I'm not a morning person or a night owl, I'm a permanently exhausted pigeon."
4. "My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do."
5. "I wish falling asleep was as easy as falling in love."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
7. "I don't need an alarm clock, my kids wake me up with their demands."
8. "Sleep is my love language."
9. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week... or until my kids wake me up."
10. "I'm not a snorer, I'm just a dream enthusiast."
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