Funny beer drinking sayings
1. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
2. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
3. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
4. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
6. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a gravity tester."
7. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
8. "I'm on a liquid diet... so far, I've lost two days."
9. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm social distancing."
10. "Beer: because no good story ever started with someone eating a kale salad."
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