Concreter jokes or sayings
1. Why did the concrete mixer break up with the asphalt? Because it was too rocky of a relationship.
2. I asked the concrete for its opinion, but it just cemented its position.
3. Why did the concrete go to therapy? It had too many issues to smooth over.
4. When the concrete couldn't hold its ground, it cracked under pressure.
5. I tried to make a joke about concrete, but it was too hard to set in stone.
6. The concrete worker was so good at his job, he was really cemented in his career.
7. Why did the concrete go to the party alone? Because it couldn't find a suitable mix.
8. The concrete slab was feeling down, so I told it to pull itself together.
9. The concrete block was feeling under pressure, but it managed to stay grounded.
10. When the concrete slab told a joke, it fell flat.
Above is Concreter jokes or sayings.
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