Funny better than sayings
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Above is Funny better than sayings.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Above is Funny better than sayings.
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.
1. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.2. A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work.3. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.4. The best days are spent fishing with my dad.5. A father is someone y
1. Bro, do you even lift?2. Let's hit the gym and get those gains, bro.3. Suns out, guns out, am I right?4. Protein shakes are life, bro.5. Leg day is the best day, said no one ever.6. Do you even squat, bro?7. Bros before weights.8. I'm not just a pretty face, I've got muscles too.9
1. Make it so.2. Engage.3. There are four lights!4. Resistance is futile.5. The line must be drawn here!6. I prefer to think of it as a challenge rather than a crisis.7. Things are only impossible until they're not.8. It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a
1. As confused as a chameleon in a bag of Skittles.2. As useful as a chocolate teapot.3. As lost as a needle in a haystack.4. As clumsy as a one-legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond.5. As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party.6. As useful as a screen door on a submarine.7. As
1. Conferences are where ideas collide and innovation is born.2. A conference is a gathering of minds, a meeting of inspiration.3. In the world of conferences, knowledge is power and networking is key.4. Conferences are like a melting pot of expertise, where learning never stops.5. The magi
1 Corinthians 12:12-14 - For just as the body is one and has many members, and all the members of the body, though many, are one body, so it is with Christ. For in one Spirit we were all baptized into one body—Jews or Greeks, slaves or free—and all were made to drink of one Spirit. For the body doe
1. The best of deeds is that which is done consistently, even if it is small. - Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)2. Do good deeds properly, sincerely and moderately and know that your deeds will not make you enter Paradise, and that the most beloved deed to Allah is the most regular and consta
1. Earning success is sweeter than having it handed to you.2. Hard work and dedication are the keys to earning your dreams.3. Earning respect is more valuable than demanding it.4. The fruits of labor are always sweeter when earned through hard work.5. Earning trust takes time, but losing it
1. Sisters are like flowers in the garden of life, blooming with beauty and grace. Happy 50th birthday!2. To my dear sister on your 50th birthday: May your day be filled with love, laughter, and unforgettable memories.3. Fifty and fabulous, just like my sister! Wishing you a birthday as amazing