1. "I woke up like this... flawless."
2. "Who run the world? Girls!"
3. "I'm a diva, best believe her."
4. "I slay, all day."
5. "I'm not bossy, I'm the boss."
6. "I'm a grown woman, I can do whatever I want."
7. "If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it."
8. "I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress."
9. "Bow down, bitches."
10. "I'm a survivor, I'm not gon' give up."
Above is Funny beyonce sayings.
1. A lion does not lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.2. The lion may be the king of the jungle, but even he must defend his territory.3. A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.4. It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life.5. The lion's roar is the
1. Children are not a distraction from more important work. They are the most important work. - C.S. Lewis2. Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future. - John F. Kennedy3. There can be no keener revelation of a society's soul than the way in which it treat
1. Join us for a magical celebration as our little one turns two!2. Let's make some memories at our two-year-old's birthday bash!3. Two years of love, laughter, and joy - come celebrate with us!4. Our little one is turning two, come and join the fun with cake and balloons too!5. Two years o
1. Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Marthe Troly-Curtin2. The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. - Bertrand Russell3. Don't waste your time on things that don't matter. - Unknown4. Time wasted is never regained. - Benjamin Franklin5. Time is too slow for those who wait,
Here are some funny sayings that could be featured on metal signs:1. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.2. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.3. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I
1. As the sun sets, the world is painted in hues of gold and pink.2. Twilight is the time when magic feels most alive.3. The beauty of dusk is in its fleeting nature, a reminder to cherish every moment.4. In the quiet of dusk, the soul finds peace.5. The day may end at dusk, but the possibi
1. El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (Don't bite off more than you can chew.)2. Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never.)3. No dejes para mañana lo que puedas hacer hoy. (Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.)4. A quien madruga, Dios le ayuda. (The early bird catches
1. I've made a huge mistake. - Peep Show2. I am an idiot sandwich. - Hell's Kitchen3. I've got a cunning plan. - Blackadder4. Don't tell him, Pike! - Dad's Army5. I'm not a dwarf, I'm a gnome! - The IT Crowd6. I'm not a number, I'm a free man! - The Prisoner7. I'm a doctor, not a miracl
1. Birds of a feather flock together - Gesture with both hands flapping like wings and bring them together in a flocking motion.2. Actions speak louder than words - Point to your eyes and then make a sweeping motion with your hand in front of your mouth.3. Don't count your chickens before they