Funny birthday card sayings for grandma
1. "Happy birthday, Grandma! Remember, age is just a number... a really big, really high number."
2. "To the coolest grandma around: may your wrinkles be few and your cake be extra sweet!"
3. "You're not old, Grandma, you're just a classic!"
4. "Happy birthday, Grandma! You're like a fine wine - you only get better with age."
5. "Grandma, you're so awesome that even your wrinkles are smiling! Happy birthday!"
6. "They say age is just a state of mind... so let's just pretend you're turning 29 again, shall we?"
7. "Happy birthday, Grandma! You're not old, you're just a little vintage."
8. "Grandma, you're like a fine wine - you only get better with age. And a little more expensive too!"
9. "Happy birthday, Grandma! You're proof that age is just a number... a really high one in your case!"
10. "To the world's greatest grandma: may your birthday be as fabulous as you are!"
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