Funny blanket sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "This blanket is my happy place."
3. "Nap time is my happy hour."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a blanket person."
5. "I'm not addicted to blankets, we're just in a committed relationship."
6. "This blanket is my security blanket."
7. "I'm not spoiled, I just have high blanket standards."
8. "I'm a blanket connoisseur, thank you very much."
9. "My blanket is my spirit animal."
10. "I'm fluent in blanket language."
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