Funny body builder sayings
1. "I don't sweat, I sparkle."
2. "I flexed and the sleeves fell off."
3. "I lift things up and put them down."
4. "Muscles are like a good joke, you have to flex them to make them work."
5. "I'm not just a bodybuilder, I'm a walking protein shake."
6. "I don't have a six-pack, I have a keg."
7. "My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine."
8. "I'm not just strong, I'm 'protein shake for breakfast' strong."
9. "I'm not here to talk, I'm here to lift heavy things."
10. "I don't always lift weights, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it."
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