Lucky beer sayings

1. "May your glass always be full and your beer always cold."

2. "In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria."

3. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

4. "Life is brewtiful."

5. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer just makes me feel."

6. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."

8. "Beer: helping people lower their standards since 4000 BC."

9. "Beer, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

10. "I'm in a relationship with beer. It's a very committed relationship."

Above is Lucky beer sayings.

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