Funny borg sayings
1. "Resistance is futile... but a good laugh is always welcome!"
2. "I may be a Borg, but I still haven't figured out how to assimilate a sense of humor."
3. "We are the Borg. Prepare to be tickled... resistance is futile."
4. "I am Borg. I will assimilate your jokes and add them to my collective humor database."
5. "Why did the Borg go to the comedy club? To assimilate some new jokes!"
6. "I tried to assimilate a clown once, but he just kept making balloon animals instead of joining the collective."
7. "I asked the Borg Queen for a joke, and she said, 'Why did the Borg cross the galaxy? To assimilate new punchlines!'"
8. "I told a Borg drone a joke, and it responded with 'Humor is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.'"
9. "Why did the Borg bring a ladder to the comedy show? To reach the highest level of assimilated humor!"
10. "I asked a Borg drone if it wanted to hear a joke, and it replied, 'I am Borg. I do not require laughter... but go ahead, I will analyze your attempt at humor.'"
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