Funny boxing sayings

1. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, but don't forget to duck when you see me!"

2. "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me... to be a boxer."

3. "I'm not a boxer, I'm a magician. I make my opponents disappear with my punches."

4. "I'm not just a boxer, I'm a professional hugger... I mean, puncher."

5. "I'm so fast, I can dodge a punch and still have time to check my phone for notifications."

6. "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to knock out my opponents and collect my paycheck."

7. "I don't always knock out my opponents, but when I do, I prefer to do it in style."

8. "I'm not a violent person, I just have a strong urge to punch people in the face... professionally."

9. "I may not be the biggest guy in the ring, but I have the heart of a champion... and the fists to match."

10. "Boxing is like a dance, except instead of a partner, you have an opponent trying to knock you out. So, more like a dance battle, really."

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