Funny british military sayings
1. "Don't worry, it's just a bit of rain. We're not made of sugar, we won't melt."
2. "Keep calm and carry on, unless you're under fire. Then you can panic a bit."
3. "If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike."
4. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking a tactical detour."
5. "Remember, the enemy can't hit the broad side of a barn... unless it's our barn."
6. "I'm not lazy, I'm conserving energy for when it really counts."
7. "Who needs luck when you have superior firepower?"
8. "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid."
9. "We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction."
10. "If in doubt, brew up a cup of tea and carry on."
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