Funny bullet sayings

1. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... of targets."

2. "I'm like a bullet in a china shop, causing chaos wherever I go."

3. "Bullets don't kill people, I kill people... with bullets."

4. "I'm so fast, I make bullets jealous."

5. "I'm a bulletproof optimist, nothing can bring me down."

6. "I'm on a bullet train to success, and there are no stops."

7. "I'm like a bullet in a comedy club, always hitting the punchline."

8. "I'm locked and loaded with jokes, ready to shoot them out like bullets."

9. "I'm a sharpshooter with words, my wit is as deadly as a bullet."

10. "I'm like a bulletproof vest, protecting myself from negativity and bad vibes."

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