Funny business sayings

1. "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man." - Jay-Z

2. "The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."

3. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."

4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

6. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically waiting for the right moment."

7. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm a fun enthusiast."

8. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."

9. "I'm not a workaholic, I'm a work enthusiast."

10. "I'm not a micromanager, I just like to oversee every little detail."

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