Silly proverbs and sayings
1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bird wearing sunglasses is just plain cool."
2. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."
3. "A watched pot never boils, but a microwave will nuke your food in seconds."
4. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless it's an omelette, then go for it."
5. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party."
7. "Actions speak louder than words, but a good meme speaks volumes."
8. "You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach a cat to use a litter box."
9. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found in your pocket is a cause for celebration."
10. "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless it's artificial turf, then who cares?"
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