Funny but true sayings tumblr

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

10. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just highly connected."

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Misspoken sayings or

Here are a few examples of misspoken sayings or phrases:1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush (instead of A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush)2. Blessing in the skies (instead of Blessing in disguise)3. For all intensive purposes (instead of For all intents and purposes)

Love sayings in french

1. L'amour est la poésie des sens. - Honoré de Balzac2. La vie est une fleur dont l'amour est le miel. - Victor Hugo3. Aimer, ce n'est pas se regarder l'un l'autre, c'est regarder ensemble dans la même direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry4. Le véritable amour ne se voit pas avec les yeux, ma

Funny sayings on tee shirts

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Order and chaos sayings

1. Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck2. Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan3. In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity. - Sun Tzu4. Order is the sanity of the mind, the health of the body, the peace of the city, the security of the state. - Petrarch5. C

Funny new year's eve sayings

1. My New Year's resolution is to be more spontaneous... starting tomorrow.2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.3. I'm not making any New Year's resolutions this year. I'm just going to wing it.4. New Year's Eve is the only night where you can say 'See you next

Sayings about not having any class

1. Class is like underwear, either you have it or you don't.2. You can't buy class, no matter how much money you have.3. Having no class is like having a diamond without any sparkle.4. Class is knowing what to say, when to say it, and when to stop.5. Lack of class is like a stain on a white

Funny shark tank sayings and quotes

1. You're gonna need a bigger checkbook.2. Swimming with the sharks can be a risky business.3. Don't be a minnow in a tank full of sharks.4. In the shark tank, it's sink or swim.5. You're chum in the water, and the sharks are circling.6. Time to separate the guppies from the great whites.

Classic meme sayings

1. All your base are belong to us2. I can has cheezburger?3. Do a barrel roll!4. It's over 9000!5. I herd u liek mudkipz6. Leeroy Jenkins!7. Charlie bit my finger!8. Ain't nobody got time for that!9. Keep calm and carry on10. Y U NO

Sayings sweeter than

Love is the honey that sweetens life's bitter moments.

American buddy sayings

1. You're my ride or die.2. We go together like peanut butter and jelly.3. You're my wingman.4. We're two peas in a pod.5. You're my partner in crime.6. You're my right-hand man.7. We're like two peas in a pod.8. You're my go-to guy.9. You're my main squeeze.10. You're my bestie f