Funny but witty sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a long-term planning schedule."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for mediocrity."
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