Funny can koozie sayings
1. "I'm just here for the beer"
2. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862"
3. "Beer: because adulting is hard"
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just resting my eyes"
5. "Beer: because you can't drink bacon"
6. "I like my beer cold and my jokes bad"
7. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios"
8. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a koozie"
10. "Beer: making people more interesting since forever"
Above is Funny can koozie sayings.
1. That awkward moment when you wave back at someone who wasn't actually waving at you.2. That awkward moment when you accidentally like someone's post from five years ago.3. That awkward moment when you realize you've been talking to someone who isn't actually listening.4. That awkward momen
1. Disillusionment is the first step towards enlightenment. - Unknown2. The greatest illusion is that mankind has the ability to control its own destiny. - Unknown3. Disillusionment is a natural part of the journey towards wisdom. - Unknown4. Sometimes we need to be disillusioned in order to
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
1. Keep on truckin'2. Born to truck, forced to work3. Truck yeah!4. Life behind the wheel5. Truck driver by day, superhero by night6. If you can read this, thank a trucker7. My other ride is a big rig8. Truckers do it with big loads9. I'm a trucker, what's your superpower?10. Haul
1. May we meet again.2. Blood must have blood.3. From the ashes, we will rise.4. You are Wonkru or you are the enemy of Wonkru.5. The spirit of the commander will always be with us.6. Survival is a team sport.7. My sister, my responsibility.8. You are the key to our survival.9. In p
1. 食得唔飽，飲得唔醉 (Sik dak m sik baau, yam dak m zeoi) - Eat until you're full, drink until you're drunk.2. 一日為師，終身為父 (Jat jat wai si, zung san wai fu) - A teacher for a day, a father for a lifetime.3. 有福同享，有難同當 (Jau fuk tung heung, jau naan tung dong) - Share blessings together, face difficul
1. Forged in fire, tested by time.2. Through the fire, we are forged.3. Like steel, we are forged in fire.4. Fire tempers the strong, forges the weak.5. In the flames of adversity, we are forged.6. Only through fire can true strength be forged.7. Fire purifies, forging us into something
1. Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. 2. Before you judge me, make sure you're perfect. 3. Don't judge me based on your ignorance. 4. Don't judge me by my choices when you don't know the options I had to choose from. 5. Don't judge me by my mistakes, judge me by how I le
1. Happy birthday to the sweetest little girl in the world! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and lots of fun.2. To a special little girl on her birthday: may your day be as magical and wonderful as you are!3. Wishing a very happy birthday to a little girl who brings so much joy and h
1. I am the queen, the throne is mine.2. Ain't nobody got time for that!3. I'm the HBIC - Head B*tch In Charge.4. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.5. Bow down, peasants.6. I didn't come to play, I came to slay.7. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to secure the bag.8. I'm a b