Funny captain sayings
1. "I'm the captain of this ship, which means I'm in charge of all the seaweed and barnacles!"
2. "I'm the captain, so if you don't like my navigation skills, you can just walk the plank!"
3. "I may not be able to control the wind, but I can certainly adjust the sails. And by sails, I mean the direction we're going in."
4. "As the captain, I have the authority to declare a mandatory dance party on deck. It's in the pirate code, look it up!"
5. "I'm the captain, so if you're feeling lost at sea, just follow my lead. Or at least try not to get seasick."
6. "I may not have a parrot on my shoulder, but I do have a crew of misfits and scallywags. And that's close enough."
7. "I'm the captain, so my word is law on this ship. Unless, of course, someone challenges me to a game of rock-paper-scissors."
8. "Being a captain is like being a parent to a bunch of unruly sailors. Except instead of timeouts, I make them swab the deck."
9. "I'm the captain, and I have a compass, a map, and a sixth sense for finding the nearest taco stand. It's a crucial skill at sea."
10. "They say a captain always goes down with the ship, but I prefer to think of it as leading by example. Plus, I'm a great swimmer."
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